I'm Miranda. I follow back if you give me a reason to. If you put your dick in my face I will hack it off with a rusty spoon. Because penis is the grossest thing. Talk to me I only bite if you ask.
Slip between my fingertips
If you don’t love her you are wrong and should rethink your life choices
(Source: rulesbreedrebels, via netflixandqueers)
I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”
(Source: tankwang, via eleedoesart)
It’s funny how you never realize how much you love something until you almost loose it. I love you, don’t leave me.
supernatural-loves-of-my-life:
Wi-Fighting
[via]Winternet is coming
pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good
Did you just say rebagled?
this is actually one of my favorite things
rebagled
SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD.
i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying
must have been an aggressive high five
(Source: foxnewsofficial, via imbeingfollowedactnormal)
masturbate more like masturgreat ha u feel me
no no one feels you that’s why you’re masturbating
that was deep
so were my fingers
(via dyke-ology)
